This one day I was out walking I walked passed this catholic school which had just gotten out. So you have all these teenage girls walking home in there little cutesy uniforms & all of a sudden out of nowhere this tiny fuckin monkey comes & fuckin massacres about 200 students body parts lying everywhere....It's sick...So I'm like whoa okay there monkey me & you don't have a beef so I'm like back the fuck up & he's like OK master....Then I realize I'm wearing a yellow suit & hat.

This stupid whore asked me for my number & I gave her own number to her she comes back the next day & says "I tried calling but you never picked up"....& I said "Bitch i'm not the whore your the goddamn whore so why the fuck would you be calling me???I'm the one that's gotta call you." This never actually happened.

I didn't get my mail today FUCK YOU Karl Malone.

Stick with me here people I know most of you have at this point have begun to skim my posting well that's fucking sweet of you here I am wasting time & energy of a hectic life to get shit out & what do you do????You fucking skim it. Fuck skim it's a milk you don't fucking put milk on my blogs do you???You do that too o shit you fuckin cunt I will beat the shit out of you burn down your house & eat your puppies (If you don't actually read this)....If you read this then I'll only eat your puppies, I can't resist there so delicious...totally kidding


Peace